What grinds your gears ?

[DPrinny]

3 episodes?
A bit weird to make some thing so damn short when crap about teenagers gets 100s of things

[theantmeister]

Dancers. I think Britain's got "talent" is probably to blame for rise of the body popping, head spinning, fool. As a talent, it is the most stupid waste of time that contributes nothing to society. These dance troupes need to censored off.

This week's episode of Touch features a dance competition where the champion gets beaten by a ten year old. I think that makes my point nicely. It isn't a worthy occupation if a farking 10 year old can do it.

[crusto]

Fecking easter bunny hunts.

[STranger81]

People who use the word "Douchebag""

[The Angry Jock]

Better than D-bag.

[crusto]

But not as good as ball bag.

[The Angry Jock]

I've been using the word bellend a lot recently...I seem to be toning it down these days

[SJ_Sathanas]

My favourite insult at the moment is "Moron". Last month it was "Gaylord". You can't beat the classics.

[crusto]

At the mo mine is sh!t for brains. With a bit of moron thrown in every now and then.

[SJ_Sathanas]

At the mo mine is sh!t for brains. With a bit of moron thrown in every now and then.

Lol "sh!t for brains". I'm gonna use that when I'm back in work on Tuesday.

[nokgod]

I've been using the word bellend a lot recently...I seem to be toning it down these days

I live near Bell End....for true! My dad was even born there. Google map it. Bell End, Rowley Regis.

Waits for the inevitable jokes:......

[aztecca]

I've been using the word bellend a lot recently...I seem to be toning it down these days

I live near Bell End....for true! My dad was even born there. Google map it. Bell End, Rowley Regis.

Waits for the inevitable jokes:......

I used to go through there when i went fishing.It always cracked me up the pub is called the bell at bellend too

[Liamh1982]

I am currently using "twunt".

[nokgod]

I've been using the word bellend a lot recently...I seem to be toning it down these days

I live near Bell End....for true! My dad was even born there. Google map it. Bell End, Rowley Regis.

Waits for the inevitable jokes:......

I used to go through there when i went fishing.It always cracked me up the pub is called the bell at bellend too

Yeah, i think the Bell has shut now though. It makes me chuckle every time i see the road sign.

[do_sucol]

My mother told me this today.

Earlier today ,it was lashing it down and my mother peaked out the window and saw an old bloke and his grand kid(a little girl aged about 4).The little lassy had on a pair of pink cotton type sand shoes and pink cotton type clothes ,which were useless for keeping her dry in this downpour .She also had a little pink umbrella with pictures all over,so she was basically ok in the rain.

But here's the part .Good old grandad ,being the kind and caring type of bloke that he was ,decided ,feck this ,i'm getting wet.So what does he do ? He does what any good, caring grandad would always do ,the censored took the kids umbrella off the 4 year old and stuck it over his own head and left this teeny little lassy to get drenched .

WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER BARSTEWARD !