haha... Your "Microwave!" mag title (complete with all important exclamation point) made me laugh. It's perfect. You can almost picture how the cover would look ... all fat rounded '80s fonts with a picture of some hideous brown microwave sitting square in the centre... Microwave!
Also have to giggle at psj's follow up comment: "Must admit back then i was so jealous of the kid and his family who had a Panasonic WTF?-1200XL imported from Japan. Always wanted to get one when i was older and could afford it but you rarely see them on ebay now and theyre at silly buy it now prices."