Favourite Movie quotes

[clarance]

Do you know what she's called?

[resident paul]

'This is your final warning, drop your weapons'
'Wadda say John'
'FUCKEM!!!'

[JetSetWilly]

"He has a wife you know..."

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus...

[AlleyKat]

"I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water... more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees... then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of god. The earth I pass will see me and tremble."

Aguirre (Klaus Kinski) from Aguirre: Wrath of God

Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f*cking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: "Jesus!"
Jesus Quintana: "You said it man. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus"

and

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

The Dude (Jeff Daniels) The Big Lebowski

[JetSetWilly]

I don't care who you are back in the world, you give our position away one more time, i'll bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here. You got that?

Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.......Just like me!
Strap this on your sore ass, Blaine!
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The Holy grail. It's not archeology. Its a race against evil. If they find it before we do, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the Earth. Do you understand me?
This is an obsession. I never understood it. Never. Niether did Mom.
Oh yes she did. Only too well. Enough for her to keep her illness from me.

Oh, what pretty birds.
Those aren't birds, sweetheart. They're giant Vampire bats!
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[resident paul]

'I don't believe it, it's that shitbox dodge'
'The bastard's ours now'
'Holy Sh*t'
'Boys, you are in big trouble'

[paranoid marvin]

"Who goes there?"

"It is I , Arthur son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot!...King of the Britons!...Defeater of the Saxons!...Sovereign of ALL England!"

"Pull the other one!"

[paranoid marvin]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!"

[paranoid marvin]

"Are there any WOMEN here?!"

[JetSetWilly]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!"

Prehaps if we built a giant, wooden badger....

[resident paul]

'Send a Maniac to Catch a Maniac.'
'Your out of toilet paper, all you got is these three sea shells?'

[jdanddiet]

'Send a Maniac to Catch a Maniac.'
'Your out of toilet paper, all you got is these three sea shells?'

"phoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!"

[bonerlaw]

'Send a Maniac to Catch a Maniac.'
'Your out of toilet paper, all you got is these three sea shells?'

"phoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!"

"Simon says die!"

[resident paul]

'Send a Maniac to Catch a Maniac.'
'Your out of toilet paper, all you got is these three sea shells?'

"phoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!"

"Simon says die!"

'Is it me or is it cold inside!'
'Good Memory!'

[ToxieDogg]

'This is your final warning, drop your weapons'
'Wadda say John'
'FUCKEM!!!'

That's my favourite Rambo quote ever (Rambo 3)