I had a bread knife once!
Took two biscuits from the tin without asking (a friend came around) we had one each and I hadn't had one that day and I didn't think my parents would mind, as I wasn't being greedy or secretive as they weren't in the house. Mum flew right off the ruddy handle and swung a bread knife against my arm very close to it but intentionally stopping, then proceeded to slap me repeatedly on the leg 7 or 8 times.....man that hurt.
Hitting wasn't bad, it was the fact whenever I got hit, it was repeatedly, in the same spot...ouch!
I deserved it 90% of the time though so no dramas!
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